The gift that keeps on giving.

Lately I’ve heard some people say that autism is a gift?  

I don’t think so, because I can’t find the gift slip to return it?  

I think Conor would rather have a basketball and a new pair of shorts, so I’d like to give it back.  

Except I don’t know who gave it to him, so I can’t ask them for the receipt.

I asked the sales woman at Kohl’s about it, because I hear they have a really liberal return policy. Plus, their stuff is really affordable so I could get Conor a lot of new clothes, since his autism gift was so huge. 

She whispered to me that they wouldn’t accept returns of autism because they can’t give that shit away.